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[gotta_go_flash]

[‘Sup network? Have a closeup of a costumed face you haven’t seen before: it’s the Flash. Sacrosanct’s speedster count has just increased by one.

He has - and it might shock some of his acquaintances if they were here - figured out how to use the little band-shaped communicator around his wrist in record time, although it quickly becomes clear he

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[speedyasshole]

[...this dude's pretty fast.
Interesting.]

Dude, if this was a kidnapping scheme, it'd be the crappiest one imaginable. There's a theme park and a movie theater and like a million beaches here.

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[gotta_go_flash]

[There sure are a lot of short blue dudes on this station.]

Are you kidding? I wish the bad guys were cool enough to kidnap me away to a space resort. I'd never turn down a free vacation.

Now here's the important question: are there any swimsuit models on those beaches?

[Video]

[speedyasshole]

...unless some of the other people who came in through the rift have been keepin' secrets about their day jobs, I don't think so.

[Video]

[gotta_go_flash]

I guess you can't win 'em all. Exactly how many people are stuck here, anyway?

Voice

[im_sorry_dave]

What better prison is there than a galaxy far, far away and possibly in an alternate dimension where you are trapped in a space station with the only other option being a hostile planet?

[Voice]

[gotta_go_flash]

That depends what definition of "better" you're using, because personally? I'm usually the guy sending people to prison, not the guy getting stuck in one.

[Voice]

[im_sorry_dave]

Well, I suppose this would seem rather luxurious for a prison, as it seems that you have never been in one.

As far as kidnapping goes though, I think it was rather successful, don't you?

[voice]

[avengerofjade]

[Derp. Dragon does not understand the words you speak.]

...'Fast food joint'? The beasts around here are certainly quick, though why you would want them to be faster is beyond my understanding.

Unless you enjoy the thrill of the hunt?

[Voice]

[gotta_go_flash]

Uh, no, not really. I meant like a burger joint. Or a hot dog vendor. Or one of those places that sells that weird Canadian thing with the cheese and the gravy. Sucks for my arteries, I know, but I could really go for one of those right now.

...

You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?

[Voice]

[avengerofjade]

...er. No, not really.

I know what 'cheese' and 'gravy' are, but that is about it. Are those other types of hominid food?

[Voice]

[gotta_go_flash]

"Hominid?" I'm - guessing you're not human. But hey, if you need a guide to the wide world of human cuisine, I'm your man.

[ACTION]

[cyfor]

[There is a cat on your foot, Flash. Was there a cat on your foot before? Who knows. This one has a Manchester accent.]

Fish and chips wrappers. [It's said with a longing tone.] It's all space-fries and starwhales out here, Wallabee.

[ACTION]

[gotta_go_flash]

[Blink. He's pretty sure he would have noticed a kitty in the middle of all of this - not-made-of-kitties mess, but hey. Bigger things have slipped past him before.

Flash crouches down to get a better look at Cy. A talking cat? Why the heck not. If he can have a martian on his speed dial, he can talk to a cat.]

Hey there, little buddy. Pretty sure cats aren't supposed to be eating people food, but I'll let you know if I find any English-style fast food places, deal?

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[projectconcerto]

[Maria can't help but raise an eyebrow watching him zip about. The costume looked...vaguely familiar, but she wasn't really that up on old comic books.]

I'm afraid you can't get home. We're all stuck here. And there aren't any...fast food...places, but you can pretty much get whatever food you want.

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[gotta_go_flash]

That sounded like a great deal until I found out you had to pay for anything better than 1 star hotel fare. Wish somebody'd warned me so I could have brought some crazy space station tokens with me.