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[mybrotherfought]

[oh hey it's megaman]

[oh hey he looks both really angry and confused]

Okay, look. No matter what this woman...

[He holds up a holo picture of fistbump2verify]

... says to you?

I.

Am.

NOT.

her boyfriend.

I don't even know her. I'm not obligated to do any boyfriendy things and I'm not interested in being ANYBODY'S boyfriend, thanks.

[RRRRGHThat's all

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[robodidactic]

You didn't sign anything, did you?

[mybrotherfought]

I, uh.

Yes.

BUT SHE MADE ME DO IT, she was up in my face and I make it a policy not to murder humans, and I couldn't really say no, and she didn't even give me a chance to read the damn things...

[oh yeah: VIDEO ]

[robodidactic]

[THE MOST LONGSUFFERING SIGH. Kim pulls off her goggles and stops working to reply.]

See if telling her that you're a robot and therefore not officially a citizen will nullify it. Vonnie is...

[She makes a choppy little hand-signal with the hand not holding a soldering iron.]

...Official.

[ VIDEO ]

[mybrotherfought]

... she kind of kissed me, I would have thought she'd notice. But... I'll try that. Thanks, Kim.

[fistbump2verify]

Yes you are.

[mybrotherfought]

No I'm not!

Look, I'm sure you're real nice, but I don't even know anything about you, other than that you have a name and you seem to have this thing for forms and rules! And if that's the case it's just not going to work out because I have a thing for blowing things up and not caring about the rules.

Like it's kind of my job to break all the rules. All of them.

1/3

[fistbump2verify]

And it's my job to make sure that people follow the rules.

[wait...]

2/3

[fistbump2verify]

["it's kind of my job to break all the rules. All of them."]

[video] /WHISTLES

[killswithbrooms]

You got a girlfriend and didn't tell me?!?

[video] isn't that your brother's shtick

[mybrotherfought]

SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND OKAY!?

There was a misunderstanding and some papers got signed, she's not my girlfriend!

only if it's...THE BLUES

[killswithbrooms]

And you've already broken up?!?!

Mega, this is kind of the stuff you should tell us about when it happens!

[THIS IS IMPORTANT OKAY LOOK AT HER FROWN]

I'm singing the blues here man

[mybrotherfought]

No, no, it's a misunderstanding, I was never her boyfriend in the first place!

[Video, 50% Encrypted]

[plays_it_loud]

[He is totally snickering at your misery over here, don't mind him.]

What's the matter, can't even handle the local ladies?

And I'm not a freaking punching bag; whaddaya want?

[Video, 50% Encrypted]

[mybrotherfought]

[RAEG]

I want a fight, damn it, do I have to ask twice?

[Video, 50% Encrypted]

[plays_it_loud]

Fuck no.

[HAVE SOME COORDINATES, MEGAMAN. Smack dab in the middle of a residential zone.]

But you're gonna be the one getting your face punched in!

[Video, 50% Encrypted] should we make a log?

[mybrotherfought]

[ Collateral damage? no fucks given. He'd honestly be more upset about hurting trees. ]

As if. I've got a way to even the odds.

[video]

[supernova1006]

Whoa, what?

Re: [video]

[mybrotherfought]

That's what I said

Okay, so, the stupid... mistletoe spores glitched me and did something that made us kiss, and while I was still reeling she shoved some forms in my face, so I signed them, and now she's saying I'm her boyfriend, and it's stupid, I don't even know her.

[video]

[supernova1006]

Oh...that. Yeah, that, uh...glitched everyone.

She made you sign...papers? Saying you were her boyfriend? Do. People even do that?

[video]

[mybrotherfought]

Yeah, she did. Apparently it's a big deal in her culture.