CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

[eighttotwelve]

CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

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From Leoben

[patternprophet]

So, Leoben hasn't quite clued into this whole Christmas thing, and thus probably won't be getting anyone anything. However, if someone gets him something, he'll probably figure out a way to repay them somehow.

[sfx_balls]

All the Daves: MAILBOMBS. EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.

Vriska: MAILBOMB DISGUISED AS AN 8-BALL (IT ONLY SAYS "FUCK YOU" AND "FAIRYDEMONS GET OUT")

Sollux: MAILBOMB.

Other Sollux: MAILBOMB. EVEN IF HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU YET.

Both Terezis: MAILBOMBSSSS.

EVERY TROLL EXCEPT KARKAT AND ARADIA: MAILBOMB!!!!!!!!

Karkat: A stab to the fucking gut, also his own beartrap.

Jade: A Barrett M82 rifle with plenty of heavy ammunition, "just in case." (for use on Daves only you know which one)

Bro: A set bear trap in a box, and a note that reads "sorry about all the mailbombs but not really"

SHODANbitchtits: He's sending Goggles another mailbomb.

Goggles: GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS MOTHERFUCKER YEAH THAT'S RIGHT MAILBOMBS

if im forgetting anyone you probably got a mailbomb

[hopediesalone]

"someone is getting shot in the face for this"

[sfx_balls]

addendum;

Protoman: MAILBOMB.

see keywords bring it bitch

[hopediesalone]

OK

[rustigedraak]

No one gets anything from Ladon unless they make puppy eyes at him.

Bah humbug.

[memorymodus]

[rustigedraak]

Okay okay he'll buy Jade an adorable green cloche hat. Because.

[memorymodus]

omg she will look so adorable and also WEAR IT EVERYWHERE

FROM JOE

[originaljoe]

Eridan - A leather jacket like Joes
Gamzee - A Best of Queen CD
Camille - Salt water taffy

Light family gifts later.

[a_perfect_end]

FOR SOME STRANGE AND INEXPLICABLE REASON~ there was this massive brick of carbon just shoved down his fireplace

Look again, Hypatia; your coal is now diamonds, which arrive in the bottoms of stockings, in turn, of everyone on his list.

Happy Boxing Day! ~

He heard there were supposed to be lists. He's into that.