CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

Dec 19, 2011 15:52

CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

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cull_means_care December 20 2011, 10:56:34 UTC
Feferi is new and likely doesn't have the means to get much for anyone. Thus, her gifts to people will probably be stuff she's found in the Junkyard or something. Her list, such as it is, consists of the trolls.

Except Eridan. He lost his Christmas rights when he blew a hole through her.

Of course, someone's going to have to explain this Christmas thing to her first.

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fuckinfeelins December 20 2011, 15:34:13 UTC
... Fef bby.

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cull_means_care December 20 2011, 17:19:33 UTC
Sorry, Eridan. You should have thought of that before you decided to murder her.

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fuckinfeelins December 20 2011, 21:31:08 UTC
He can never be more sorry about that, btw.

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cloverdaleboy December 21 2011, 08:09:58 UTC
Of whom Scott's met:

ironhowdoesit: Scott would get you a book of pick-up lines.

thom_293: Scott would get you an Airmen The Book.

parasomnist: Scott would get you a contemporary dream-meaning book, for the lulz.

notyourchauffer: Scott would get you a hand-warmer you could take with you everywhere, so just a quick shake and you've got heat.

notjelly: Scott would get you a T-bone steak.

selfkismesis: Scott would get you a straightjacket.....and hope you wear it.

vanguard_charge: Scott would get you a tie. :|

notthatbuffy: Scott would get you a book full of jokes, and then hope you read them off to him.

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selfkismesis December 21 2011, 17:58:52 UTC
straight jackets don't stop the pregnancy, scott. they don't stop the pregnancy.

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weareallalive December 21 2011, 22:33:31 UTC
For my Dear Friend and Comrade, Captain Vriska Serket:

One (1) bucket (second-hand, never used)
One (1) Location of her most hated enemy's secret hivebase (fake)
my undying adoration.

For my Strange Acquaintance, Hawke:

One (1) "Boogie Wonderland" all-time hit singles CD (slightly scratched)

For my Fellow AI Compatriot, Alex:

One (1) blue plastic lightsaber, Star Wars: Clone Wars edition
One (1) green plastic lightsaber, Obi-Wan Kenobi in Episode I edition
Thirty (30) Red plastic sith lightsabers, of various make and model, all allegedly belonging to Darth Vader
One (1) Real lightsaber with functioning plasma blade (green)

For my Fellow Brain-hacking Artist, SHODAN:

Ten (10) robot minions of Japanese origin, prone to sudden and random bouts of disco dancing, but otherwise loyal (plastic, salvaged)

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thatisajoke December 21 2011, 23:03:55 UTC
Shepard, John:
➤ One complete eleven-piece "The Skies of Sacrosanct" souvenir set of tiny starship models, mint-in-the-box.
➤ The previous set scattered randomly though an assortment of empty boxes for the same.
➤ Said random assortment of empty and occupied boxes packed into his living quarters from ceiling to floor, wall to wall, making entry impossible.
➤ The gift of patience.

Shepard, Jane
➤ One complete eleven-piece "The Skies of Sacrosanct" souvinir set of tiny starship models, mint-in-the-box.
➤ Official "The Skies of Sacrosanct" diorama display case.

Vakarian, Garrus
➤ Traditional spiced dextro-safe red wine, with a green bow.

Krios, Thane
➤ A potted, flowering cactus and instructions on care.

vas Normandy, Tali'Zorah
➤ A novelty robot-shaped alarm clock, with radio and MP3 function.

Williams, Ashley
➤ A Gatling-style rapid fire paintball gun and pink, glow-in-the-dark ammunition.

Feron
➤ A festive hat, red and white striped.
➤ Brandy hidden inside festive hat.

Parker
➤ One copy of Catch Me If You Can➤ A basket ( ... )

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brbvirmire December 22 2011, 06:49:09 UTC
So who's up for a paintball fight?

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HUGE LIST IS HUGE notjelly December 22 2011, 20:59:00 UTC
Camille is getting things for practically everyone.

EVERYONE SHE EVEN REMOTELY KNOWS IS GETTING A CANDLE. That's tradition for Longnight, aka the solstice celebration.

Karkat: "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Hygiene" as well as a box of his favorite cupcakes (fresh)
Cherries Dave: eggnog cream pie and a cherry red hat with horn hole
Strawberries Dave: cold remedy tea, a box of tangerines (vitamin C) and six mismatched gloves (brightly colored)
Tangerines Dave: one of her special suet cakes, a bag of premium bird seed and wing warmers
Jade: two potted rare orchids
Sollux (canon): two cans of compressed air (for computers and cyborg parts) and a mustard yellow hat with horn holes
Sollux (AU): two cans of compressed air and a mustard yellow scarf
Terezi (canon): a box of scented markers and a photo album of pictures of Karkat's assorted ridiculous methods for stealing cupcakes, and a cherry tart
Terezi (AU): a box of scented markers, the aforementioned photo album, and a set of flavor extracts (to mix and match flavors)
John (canon): a ( ... )

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