so, Albertson's won't let me use the self-service check out counters, any more. i'm a pretty loyal customer, but they don't dig my style. i used to just pester the other customers, because i would talk to the machine like it was a real human being, checking out my groceries... but, ever since i met this girl, things have gotten worse... i meet this ( Read more... )

even the True Color pixel projections, masquerading as cirrus vapors, amassing in my atmosphere, are riveting. are the fact of their (possessive) rivets Providence, or mere coincidence?

though the decision clearly belongs to someother, no one can be too sure of the existence of either predisposition (Providence/coincidence). "one for all and all ( Read more... )

Thirteen random things you like:
01) cigarettes
02) white chocolate
03) suspenders
04) rockumentaries
05) constructive criticism
06) writing
07) listening to music
08) microsoft paint
09) labeling things that don't need to be labeled
10) stop making sense
11) smoking in cars with boys
12) bonfires
13) psychotropic psychedellics

Twelve movies01) ( Read more... )

the conversion from snail to sparrow is honored by time, though the revolute admission of its relatively mundane recursion has only just now been inducted into the mainstream of pop culture. i concede that the gods must have a firmer grip on natural order than the residuals of their mold. these facts come as no big surprise, to me. i'm just ( Read more... )

in my death throes ( Read more... )

For instance, "this is nonsense" is about as convincing as premature ejaculation, when it's followed by removing me from your friends list, all together, and therefore, barring me from reading your journal. See, that's just what I'm trying to point out. You're merely paying lip service to my desire to get to know you better. You're dropping little ( Read more... )

B. Rabbit, you SLACKER. if you're going to be a critic, the world will judge your book by its cover (not that they wouldn't bother with the process, regardless (not that the process is all that systematic (you may as well just drop your drawers before the beats are laid down on the tracks... excuse me, i meant for this trackmixing too many ( Read more... )

a lot of stories are lies ( Read more... )

a bat moon for batman

a bad moon for a bad man

and a blood moon for blood, man

a spyderfish for spiderman

the man in the moon for a spider

and spider pie for anyone who "truly believes the lie"

"so, i ran faster"

i was a free meal, not a novel