Would you stiil love me if i had no hair?

cuz its all gone.

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paul is watching a movie about eskimos and one of the eskimo ladies is a little whore. weird shit.

my boy is gone. i want to be in portland already so that i'll be distracted and not be so sad. boy come back!

distance.

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the other day bryan told me that the earth is not due to explode for another five billion years, disapointing, i was possitive it was going to happen within my lifetime. i still have hope, i suspect i'll be in my mid 30's. i am so good at wasting time.


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When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy ( Read more... )

Melissa brings home her diploma... paul screams "melissa we hate you! why won't you die?!?!?!" beats in the face repeatedly screaming "irish nazi mutt of a broad go back to the hell whole you came from". melissa takes her last dieing breath through cracked ribs and snorts out blood from her once perfectly sculpted nose, "goodbye cruel world" she ( Read more... )

i  may be crazy.

but it just may be a lunatic ur looking for.

turn out the light...

don't try to save me.


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u know the real one with foreverlasting time and a lack of obligations. my free time is inconvienent and wasted while my money time is stressful and lacking in motivation because my free time is so wasted because the only days i have off are always in the middle of the fucking week! how am i supposed to have a starwarz slumber party on a wendsday? ( Read more... )