Life is shitty, but you're just right.

[sipshirlytempls]

tonight i was tipped 45 cents and was blessed by God, that fucker. Tipping at my work is of course prohibited, but i did'nt tell them about it, therefore they dont know about it. Plus the old lady was just dumping her change on me cuz she didnt want it to collecting in her pockets, she cursed me in the name of her savor to make it seem like a

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[letshatebryan]

Don't be an anxious blob! We'll steal the turtles and swim naked with them to Bermuda.

Let's snuggle!

[sipshirlytempls]

alright.

[_ricosuave]

OMG! do you think they bought the turtles for soup! that would be horrible! and when will i see you agian my love! I miss you! I'm calling you!

[sipshirlytempls]

that would be awfull. are you doing anything on monday? cuz im not.