I blame modern culture ( Read more... )

I would like to request a combining of quotes, a pair that I feel belong together and that I can only guess have drifted apart over the years because everyone i meet seems to only be following one or the other. They are, "If at first you don't succeed try and try again," and, "Learn from your mistakes." Both of these are invaluable and excellent ( Read more... )

It occurs to me that, again and again, that people are pthological liars. If they aren't too busy lying to others they're busy lying to themselves. Everyone has lied at some point and making an excuse about not lying, "i didn't lie, i stretched the truth" or "I just left out certain truths" or "he was dead when i got there." I lie too. I'm ok ( Read more... )

hey i'm back, did anyone miss me? I got this website form liz and it is hi-larious you should check it out. www.marriedtothesea.com

I've done it!!! After years of training, sacrifice, and that one gerbil incident, I'VE LEARNED TO BREATH FIRE!!!!

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"Sean? what the fuck?" how many fo you were thinking that when you saw this. Probably not nearly enough ( Read more... )

i just had the best sex of my life

FUCK HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE!!!!!!!!

so i wrote a short story the other day, well morning at like 6 am. I was very slightly tipsy, and compeltely tired. Once i got to the end i had to rewrite it like 8 times because i kept falling asleep halfway through. One sentence was like "he looked around the room woof food mmph dhiruew" becaus ei passe dout halfway through it. Anyway if you ( Read more... )

All i have to say is...fucking whoot harry potter!!!!!...peace out bitches