The Turtle and The Hare

[sir_creamz_alot]

Ok, so something happened today to me that not every man can say happened to them. I won a race. Not just any race though. It was a race between two men who lived in different states. I live in Florida, and this other kid, let's call him Mike, lives in California. This was the race of all races. The best part about this race was that it

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[my_third_nipple]

silly john...
i'm really not sure if thats something you should be proud of... i don't think i'd be bragging about it if i were a guy, but maybe thats just me...

It is

[sir_creamz_alot]

Well, let me see if I can explain this to you. There are two speeds at which a guy can 'go,' slow and fast. Usually slow is more enjoyable and obviously lasts longer, but when you are in a rush that's when you go fast. And it was a race between two men going as fast as they could. Of course this doesn't reflect how quickly I would finish if I wasn't trying to rush or go really fast. Just ask any of the girls I've been with that it's not 4 minutes :-p

You're a crazy fucker, you know that?

[str8upnig]

We are going to get so wasted when you come back.

Don't ever ask me if you want to have a jerk-off-a-thon with me, I don't do that shit. I bet you Felice would be quite interested, though. I'll be sure to bring him around when you're in town, I think you both are gonna be here for Thanksgiving. So you guys can go at it all night if you want.

Maybe if you're lucky you guys can jerk each other off or something...

=D

[str8upnig]

I understand it's probably really hard for you to put some time aside for your livejournal being that you are in the midst of college, World of Warcraft, and such...

But please! Just do a 1-line entry or somethin'. I check your journal every time I update mine and pray for a good laugh. Maybe next time?

=D

[anonymous]

Pankey is poopy