My gerbil died, I don't know when because I haven't looked at him in a while, but he died. Last night we gave him a true viking funeral.

I made a boat for him, filled it with white spirit and we sent him down the local river Quaggy in a blaze with a party popper salute. Then we went to the park and burnt shit and I drank a beer.

I have a pair of special jeans. Some people carry cameras to photograph their memories; pictures of their travels, people they met, places they’ve been to and so on. Or they have a scrap book; movie ticket stubs, wristbands, leaflets and scraps of material. Some trust only their head to keep the memories alive. Either way everyone has a time when ( Read more... )

Ohh, a delivery.

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Haha. My teacher is a joker. I got my coursework back with all the notes and corrections to be done before the final draft and in with all the notes about "candidate mentions t test variables" and other rubbish he has randomly written some more personal notes. Here are my favourites ( Read more... )

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1. Take your top ten artists and get their 'emo rating' (the number of users who have tagged them 'emo ( Read more... )

I had a silly day at work.

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Unconditional into Buckinghamshire Chilterns. Not Unsuccesful like I thought it was. Whoops. Anyway, relief and all that.

Argh! Stop fucking toying with me. Either reject me or don't. Stop sending me "Sorry your Application has been rejected" letters along with details on their accomodation and more course information.