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This is my sister tambot's birthday card to me. This is now officially not the worst birthday anymore. It is now the BEST birthday ever. And she is the best sister in all the world over.

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!


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The title was my idea. Also I'm showing a piece... so come by if you're in Austin!


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So Austin has a huge grackel population. Think Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" with its murderous flocks of obnoxious, evil crows. They roost in trees and firebomb cars and people with their crazy, technicolored shit. They poop purple because of the purple berries they eat, and it's... just not okay ( Read more... )

Dear Austin Oak Tree Population,

I respect the fact that you are excited about spring and sending your mircospore sperm drifting down everywhere in an orgiastic yellow spring party. But me and my nostrils must regretfully decline your invitation to the spring jam. Please stop your pollinations. Now.

Love,

Me