Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 113 proof, with specific scores in beer (140) , wine (66), and liquor (60).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and ( Read more... )

This last week has been a boat trip on a wacky ocean man ( Read more... )

My computer is broken and I think I'm getting sick. I'm out of food and it's far too snowy to walk to the grocery store. This is what you get after rocking a hard party in montreal. The good thing about having no computer is that you get to watch more TV and people have to use to the phone to contact you which i prefer

Yeah valentines day. I got a giant cookie from my parents. I have no problem saying it's delicious.
I made this shirt in honour of the day:

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I saw Arun today!

Our play went smashing! I just received word that it was the only one that got a full 5 out of 5 stars in the laurier paper. holy moly. As jon told me once either we're completely full of ourselves or we're highly doubtful. its safe to say I'm pretty full of myself right now. that festival's ass was blown off ( Read more... )

Dreams ( Read more... )

YO ( Read more... )

I was looking through some of my old rap lyrics and I found these about the big burger, written dec 4 2003 ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamed that we were all in a tight spot about something and the only way to get out of it was to kill Phil Burke, Robert DeNiro and Robin Williams. It was so real that I woke up thinking that we actually killed phil burke. We had all the bodies in a sack all chopped up (i watched donnie brasco the night before) and I trusted Butler ( Read more... )