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Version 1: Maruchan Instant Lunch Cup in Creamy Chicken Flavor. Add one velveta brand cheese slice (torn up) on top of dried mixture. Follow directions on package. After the three minutes of waiting, stir the cheese in really well ( Read more... )

Emily, you are (for the moment) my hero.

"There's More Than One Way to Play a song" by Emily Rogers

I got a new cell phone today. Virgin Mobile Pre-paid. It's going to cost me 35 cents per day plus 10 cents per minute. Boooooo. Expensive!

Heh...
My ring tone is Elvis-Burnin' Love. It reminded me of Lilo and Stitch, and made me happy.

Yay. Another day of school. lugging around six-ton backpack. 'Can't wait. I'm soooo tired.

School started on monday. Lemme tell ya, I'm soooo glad that monday is a holiday. My first day I got homework for each of my five classes, all due today. Booo. I may have too much on my plate. I get no substantial breaks between 12:50 and 8:20, so no food or anything. Plus I have no car and there aren't exactly lockers, so I'm lugging around Five ( Read more... )

You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.

Violent
81%
Exciting
75%
Hot
75%
Soft
69%
Sweet
63%
Wet
44%
Shy
19%
Awkward
6%
What is your sexual style?
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I re-took this test today. The first time I got the Prankster and though it was a bit off. This time:

the Shock Jock

(52% dark, 53% spontaneous, 52% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this ( Read more... )

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A lady brought one of these into my store yesterday. It's sooo cute and well-behaved and potty trained and all that. I want one! Hers will only get up to 25 pounds!

(Yes, I know I'm a nerd.)