I always loved quotes, as everyone knows.

[sirenofarc]

"So I was now the owner of a villa whose lands it would take two oxen two days to plow. Owning neither an ox nor a plow, I'd have to take their word for that

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May you be blessed, as you descend from the plane, by the fortuitous omen of a pregnant Asian lady whose lesbian lover left her.