The classification of sexuality (as in, what gender we engage sexually) is for simplicity's sake, and perhaps to allow a better understanding among the denizens of human society! Unfortunately, it often leads, as with many polarizing definitions, to a misunderstanding among people, to ignorance. Sexuality is not race. But race is not sexuality ( Read more... )

How do you pronounce the word "banal"? The other day, I was conversing with a friend of mine, when he haphazardly spoke the word "banal", pronouncing it as though it rhymes with "annul". Needless to say, I was quite taken aback and, to be honest, a little bit offended. I myself have always pronounced it with the long A, rhyming with ANAL. ( Read more... )

I went to a tanning salon the other day, and got still more color in my skin. I am moving further and further away from the appearance of a cadaver with every second I spend in the dirty south. I fried everything but my penis (!), which I kept covered. The idea of roasting chestnuts somehow didn't seem enticing ( Read more... )

I can honestly say I am happy for the first time in years. Forty-six days clean, and I feel like an unstoppable temperance machine!!!! This statements is declarative and deserves excessive exclamatory punctuation. I suppose there were times I thought I was happy, but, in reality, had long since forgotten what that emotion felt like. Misery, for ( Read more... )

This bitch is back. But he's still in Georgia. To maintain my sobriety, I gotta stay clean for six months, and this will be more readily accomplished by living with a group of sober guys in an apartment, away from old habits and sinister reminders. I miss y'all a fuckload, though. Feel free to call or send mail ( Read more... )

Hello! This is Kirk's evil twin, Brett. He asked me to update an entry for him since he cannot for awhile. He is going through a very difficult time right now as you may know, but has expressed that he would like to keep in touch and that he misses you all very much. You can leave comments here for his return (in roughly a month) or, EVEN BETTER ( Read more... )

Seeing as though I have a lot of time on my hands at the moment (I'm not trying to rub it in, but it's true), I sat down and decided I would pen out tomorrow's Gay Agenda. This is something that's always been floating around in my head, but I figured a palpable itinerary would be more conducive to getting done what needs to be done:

( My Gay Agenda )

I like getting fucked in the ass. But I like my friends a lot more.

"You should devote an LJ entry to me. I can't post one about myself on my own LJ--that's just egotistical, and I'm NOT egotistical." David Arndt, my roommate

"Which is my best side? I know they're both good..." Quinn, from Daria

So this past week has been tantamount to having needle-nose pliers inserted into your piss hole and slowly pulled apart. Painful. On Sunday, as you might have heard, I got into a heated argument with some guy in the bathroom at the Leafe. Said douchebag provoked me beyond belligerence by fag-bashing the fuck out of me, saying I'm going to hell, ( Read more... )

If anyone has seen my camera, please give me a holla. I lost it last night, last minute (of course), around 12:30, at Drag Ball. It is very precious to me (in addition to the monetary value, of course), because of all of the pics I took. If you mistakenly grabbed it (understandable, there were a gazillion look alike cameras), please let me know ( Read more... )