Corn Mo is pretty much all I could ever hope to be. I'm inspired...and I want to learn how to play the accordion.

This is a good thing.

Tell me what I'm doing wrong here. It's been going on too long, and I really want things to change. I don't like feeling as if nothing matters. What frustrates me the most is that this feeling is by no means unique, which makes me feel very angry about giving into it. Give me antidepressants. Give me depressants. I don't care. I just want to feel ( Read more... )

I can prematurely imagine myself at the age of 35, prematurely graying as I gestate quietly in the stalls of public restrooms prematurely mumbling to myself ( Read more... )

start spelling your name without vowels ( Read more... )

Then, suddenly, for no reason whatsoever...I feel much better. I've been thinking lately about the similarities between the phrases "for some reason" and "for no reason". They essentially mean the same thing, which causes me to wonder if nothingness and somethingness are really that different ( Read more... )

I just got home from Brooklyn this afternoon. It was quite an adventure, and I've stolen a decent amount of music from my sister's laptop. Hopefully, it will help me survive the coming week and the weekend philosophy paper extravaganza. One can only hope. Still, it was nice to take a break ( Read more... )

Today Crazy Adam, Laura and I journeyed on foot to the illustrious China House, where I encountered the largest plate of General Tso's Chicken I've ever seen. Crazy Adam and I subsequently debated over the chicken-related reputations of Colonel Sanders and General Tso. We ultimately came to the conclusion that Tso was a superior officer to Sanders ( Read more... )

Bacon wrapped in breadsticks?

At approximately 2:30 this afternoon, I started to contemplate the existence of Infinity (God, Nothing, Allah, Whatever ( Read more... )

I'm Kermit the Frog, I'm Kermit the Frog, Kermit the Frog, Permit the Fog, Permit the Fog, Permit the Fraud, Permit the Fraud, Castle Applause, Castle Applause, I'm Kermit the Frog!