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[stillhaslegs]

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So, TARDIS... sexy... no, TARDIS. No... That's not quite...

Right then. "Sexy".

[ The Doctor looks to be in a... rather sorry state. For one thing, his jacket is singed. For another, he's missing a shoe, of all things

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[longaevus]

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[ She recognises that face from the baseball diamond, but regardless the rambles and the yelp sounds... worrying ]

Are you all right?

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[stillhaslegs]

I'm fine!

[ sometime later, he appears in the feed, covered in... what else but custard. ]

Mostly. I just might have forgotten my sonic screwdriver next to a blender, and that blender just might have been full of custard, and there just might have been a strange reaction of events that somehow culminated in the blender turning itself on.

Or rather, the blender turned itself on with the help of my sonic screwdriver.

[ he really hopes she doesn't ask him how that managed to happen, because it was likely rather embarrassing. ]

[longaevus]

By it acting as a form of power? [ It's a logical conclusion, anyway ]

Are you injured at all? [ Custard not counting ]

[stillhaslegs]

More of a... switch. I wanted to mix up the custard a bit more but... [ he forgot about it ]

Actually, I seem to be fine. Apart from my dignity but, what's a little loss of that?

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[remembered]

[ Is this seriously what happens when she's not home? Her face looks hesitant and confused and a bit un...sure. Are you wooing your box, Doctor? No. Don't ask that question, Amy. ]

Should I ... ehm, leave you two alone tonight? I can find somewhere else, you know.

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[stillhaslegs]

[ Only every other day, Amy. Only every other day. ]

Why would you need to leave us alone tonight? I said we wouldn't have our adventure until...

[ And... slow realisation begins to dawn on him. Of what exactly she was implying.

He looks mortified. The singed jacket and the custard don't help either. ]

It's not like that!

[ ...but it sorta is. ]

[remembered]

[ She's just going to raise her eyebrow at that. Oh please. ]

Then, what is it like? You just asked your box to go out to dinner.

[stillhaslegs]

Can't a man ask his box out for dinner for a stimulating conversation?

[ That... doesn't sound quite right. Let's try that again. ]

Maybe, the two of us were just going to have a laugh. A good, clean laugh without any of that other... stuff.

[bythreadalone]

Never a dull moment, eh Doc?

[stillhaslegs]

[ ...Oh hi Spider-Man. Guy who he was trying to convince... that... the TARDIS was datable.

Of all the luck... ]

Well, I suppose I've had duller days. But those were years ago.

[bythreadalone]

Tell me about it. After a certain point, I think we're just not allowed to have dull, you know?

[ He laughs to himself. ]

So, what happened to your place?

[stillhaslegs]

I know. If at least one interesting thing doesn't happen in a day, I start to wonder if the universe is in mortal danger.

[ pause. ]

Well, it's not so much what happened, but what's been happening all day, and what's currently happening.

[ because he's just waiting for the next thing to go wrong. ]

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[runebladeknight]

[Celes isn't exactly sure what to do with this, but she does know TARDIS a little bit, so . . .]

... I suppose you're her "thief", then?

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[stillhaslegs]

I believe the term that she's looking for is "borrower". I was eventually going to return her...

[ ...Maybe. Probably not. But that's all just semantics. ]

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[icy_heavens]

[Yeeeeeeaaaaah, he's just going to leave that first part alone. That's a good thing, right Doctor?]

I don't know where people came up with such nonsense, anyway. [Nevermind that he's not exactly having the greatest day, either. Shush. It's irrelevant!]

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[stillhaslegs]

Usually, when they're incredibly bored, or there's an incredible string of coincidences.

But, that's all that it normally is.