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[hexyoutotuesday]

Strippers. Why the hell did it have to be strippers? Whiny, undereducated, tacky, fake--

I mean, aren't they cold? And isn't their strategy a bit counterproductive? Half my coworkers spent their shifts whistling.

They threw body glitter at me when I came into work. Body glitter. It's like they learned their protesting methods from PETA. I felt like

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[didn't get. a third of what she just said. but hey!]

..Ya don' like strippers?

[hexyoutotuesday]

I would just rather have them back where they belong.

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Oi. S'not so bad, y'know.

[hexyoutotuesday]

How do you figure?

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Cuz. 'Sides, they won't be out there for much longer anyway, eh?

[hexyoutotuesday]

They threw glitter at me.

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[..SNERK]

Well, glitter's kinda pretty anyway too!

[hexyoutotuesday]

If they didn't work for AGI, I would have severed their spinal cords.

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Eh... Ya work for AGI?

[hexyoutotuesday]

It's a living.

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Thought that was bad.

[hexyoutotuesday]

At least I'm doing something.

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I mean, gettin' mixed up with that AGI 'n SERO shit. Why'd ya pick AGI?

[hexyoutotuesday]

I'd rather wear a suit than be dissected.

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Okay, can't blame ya.

[hexyoutotuesday]

I don't think I've ever heard your voice before.

Are you new?