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[meteor_heart]

[Cue screaming. No seriously. The NV turns on with a first-person view out the front of a bus, one that's careening and swerving back and forth through city streets with reckless abandon. It smashes cars aside, slaps the occasional hot-dog stand into next week and knocks over countless mailboxes

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[ysobritish]

HAS EVERYONE IN THIS GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY GONE MAD?!

WHAT THE DEVIL IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE?!

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[meteor_heart]

Uh oooh. [Tifa looks wide-eyed at the NV and put a hand up to cover an amused giggle.] Sounds like someone didn't get their afternoon nap!

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[ysobritish]

I don't take naps, Madam. What on earth is the matter with you? If you're going to do such ridiculous things at least make them useful.

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[meteor_heart]

It -was- useful! I needed to get to city hall, and the next bus there was going to be a whole HOUR. [She rolls her eyes dramatically.] I didn't want to wait an hooooour. So I borrowed a bus.

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[ysobritish]

Then walk. Laziness is not pleasing. And next time borrow a bus that doesn't have people on it.

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[meteor_heart]

[Have a pout Liquid. A long, drawn out pout, complete with a little cleavage as Tifa leans down to pout at you.]

Don't be such a spoooil sport! We all had a good time, and their day was a little more exciting than usual! I did good!

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[ysobritish]

No, you did ridiculously stupid. [Oh hey, boobs. A little cleavage isn't a patch on his usual daily helping of Wolf's indecent exposure (god he misses those boobs) but it's definitely nice.]

Uhm.

[His cheeks are just a tiny bit redder than usual.]

There is a difference between being a spoil sport and taking things seriously!

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[meteor_heart]

Stupid! Only people who are stupid call other people stupid! [Tifa slinks into a bigger pout, folding her arms and turning away from the camera before plopping down onto a step for a prolonged pout.]

Well you take things TOO seriously AND you're a spoil sport.

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[ysobritish]

I called your actions stupid, not you. You are the one that referred to me as stupid. Nice self-deprecation there.

Neither of those statements is accurate!

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[meteor_heart]

What? I didn't call you stupid, I said stupid because you surprised me! AND hurt my feelings!

Oh yeah? You're acting -aaaawful- serious just now.

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[ysobritish]

Am I supposed to feel guilty? Such a pity. I'm hardly capable of that.

That does not mean I'm taking anything too serious. If anything, you're acting too childish.

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[meteor_heart]

[She turns back towards the NV, with big, wobbley, moist anime eyes for you Liquid.] Not capable of guilt? That's so saaaad!

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[ysobritish]

[...how cute. He clears his throat and looks away. Really, he supposes she can't help being mentally ill.]

It's hardly sad. Guilt is unnecessary at any rate.

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[meteor_heart]

But then you can't be guilted INTO anything! [She hops up to glare indignantly at the camera.] And that makes you even MORE of a spoilsport!

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[ysobritish]

Why would you believe that to be a bad thing? I'm hardly easy to manipulate.

[Except by Ocelot. And the Patriots. And Yaha. And Kadaj.]

I am not a spoilsport simply because I refuse to be manipulated by a childish young woman.

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[meteor_heart]

[A sly smile starts to creep onto Tifa's face and she stands up, dusting her pants off.]

Honey, you already have been.

[The manic light to her eyes seems to have faded, replaced by something a little more...calculating. That jokerized water really did a number on poor Tifa.]