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Apr 03, 2011 17:28

[Cue screaming. No seriously. The NV turns on with a first-person view out the front of a bus, one that's careening and swerving back and forth through city streets with reckless abandon. It smashes cars aside, slaps the occasional hot-dog stand into next week and knocks over countless mailboxes ( Read more... )

c: the joker, c: liquid snake, !: tifa lockheart, c: raven

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3/3 ysobritish April 3 2011, 23:06:51 UTC

HAS EVERYONE IN THIS GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY GONE MAD?!

WHAT THE DEVIL IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE?!

[Video] ysobritish April 4 2011, 04:34:53 UTC

And just how do you assume that?

[He stares at her, wary.]

[Video] meteor_heart April 4 2011, 04:36:06 UTC

Mhmhmhm. I got you to play with me for a couple minutes. It was fun, we should do it again.

[Tifa gives him a sultry smile and a wink as she heads up the stairs of City Hall.]

[Video] ysobritish April 4 2011, 05:22:29 UTC

...what.

[Deadpan.]

I DID NOT PLAY WITH YOU!

[Oh boy, if that didn't sound wrong, nothing did. He hopes nobody he knows heard that. Even though they probably heard it in China.]

[Video] meteor_heart April 4 2011, 05:28:58 UTC

TeeheeheeheehahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! [She's laughing like the Joker now, head back and mouth wide, with that maniacal grin back in full swing. Tucking both hands behind her back she hops up and down the stairs on both feet.]

You SO did!

[Video] ysobritish April 4 2011, 05:30:48 UTC

You- What- How dare you?! STOP LAUGHING! What on earth is wrong with you, woman?!

[Video] meteor_heart April 4 2011, 05:35:39 UTC

Me? Me? What's wrong with ME? Nothing! I'm having fun! It's a glorious day full of awesome things to be doing! -You're- the one who's yelling at me and huffing around like Siren's Port angry dad! What's wrong with YOU?!

[Video] ysobritish April 4 2011, 05:53:32 UTC

You're being an utter imbecile, laughing like a lunatic and saying ridiculous things! How can I not be annoyed?!

[Video] meteor_heart April 5 2011, 08:38:31 UTC

Well you could try RELAXING! The things I'm doing and saying wouldn't bother you if you weren't so pent up! You need to unwind or something.

[She studies him carefully for a moment, stroking her chin in thought.]

We should have hate sex.

[Video] ysobritish April 5 2011, 14:14:35 UTC

...what.

Firstly, I don't need to relax. I am not pent up. And any sane person would be bothered by what you're doing.

Secondly, I don't hate you, therefore I cannot have "hate sex" with you, whatever that is.

[Video] meteor_heart April 11 2011, 20:12:10 UTC

[She rolls her eyes long and obviously, shaking her head.]

If you're turning down sex then you are TOO pent up. I'd have thought a guy who wanders around with no shirt on all the time would be open to angry sex! That's all it is really, and it's usually better then normal sex. Go fig eh?

[Video] ysobritish April 11 2011, 20:13:31 UTC

Of course I'm open to angry sex. Just not with you.

And I am not too pent up. [He glowers.]

[Video] meteor_heart April 11 2011, 20:24:23 UTC

Ouch. You sir, have wounded me with your crass offences. [Tifa places a hand to her chest in mock affront, the other at her forehead in a swoon.]

It's the scar isn't it? Only chicks dig scars.

[Video] ysobritish April 11 2011, 20:25:35 UTC

Madam, I am quite certain you are drunk. That's the main reason why I'm not open to sex with you.

What scar?

[Video] meteor_heart April 12 2011, 02:40:14 UTC

Pft. I haven't had a drop to drink today, I'm having too much fun. This scar silly.

[Tifa, shamelessly, unzips her corsette a little at the top, tugging it down just enough to show off this: http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Tifa-tifa-lockheart-1153471_1600_1200.jpg ]

[Video] ysobritish April 12 2011, 02:43:12 UTC

...

It's not that bad looking. It even suits you.

[Alright, Liquid, stop staring.]

[He looks away, clearing his throat.]

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