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[meteor_heart]

[Cue screaming. No seriously. The NV turns on with a first-person view out the front of a bus, one that's careening and swerving back and forth through city streets with reckless abandon. It smashes cars aside, slaps the occasional hot-dog stand into next week and knocks over countless mailboxes

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[ysobritish]

HAS EVERYONE IN THIS GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY GONE MAD?!

WHAT THE DEVIL IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE?!

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[meteor_heart]

Aw, you're sweet to say so. Most times I try and keep it covered but today? Meh! I'm letting it all hang out!

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[ysobritish]

May I ask what prefaced this sudden change in attitude?

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[meteor_heart]

It's a great day! A time to relax and act silly and play games and jokes! [She throws her arms wide and spins around, greenish hair flying in a cloud about her.]

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[ysobritish]

Not particularly. Relaxing and acting silly will get you nowhere.

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[meteor_heart]

Why does it have to get me anywhere? I'm just having fun! [She turns to the camera and bends at the knees to peer into it. Cue cleavage shot.]

You DO know what fun is right?

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[ysobritish]

I don't do things because they're fun. If I have fun doing them, that's good, but I don't do them for that reason.

... [Oh hai there. It's like being back with Wolf.] You might want to fasten up your top.

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[meteor_heart]

Hm? Oh I suppose. [She starts to zip the top back up, but doesn't stop nattering at you Liquid.]

See, you should do more things -because- they're fun. Go for a drive, ride a ferris wheel, have really loud sex. If you miss out on these things you're not really living, you're just kind of a big...lump.

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[ysobritish]

Of course I'm living. I exist to fulfil one purpose, so why bother distracting myself with those useless things?

... [Besides, he already has the sex one in hand.]

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[meteor_heart]

You exist to fufill one purpose? Oh. My. God, that's boring. So you're basically a machine then? You do one thing and one thing only like a good little automaton?

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[ysobritish]

That's how it should be. Unfortunately the human body is incapable of that; I require rest and sustenance like any other. And Kadaj does keep distracting me from my training.

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[meteor_heart]

Wow...that's pathetic. [Normally Tifa wouldn't be the kind of person to say something like that, but the Jokerization has damaged her 'filters' a little and left her far more likely to speak her mind.]

So basically you've been programmed by your handlers to do one thing and you have no desire to even try to break free? What a sad, small life you live.

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[ysobritish]

You're wrong. I tried to kill them. But I see no need to change this life. I may be free of them, but I prefer existing in this way.

[Because, in the end, he knew no other life. This one was comfortable for him.]

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[meteor_heart]

See no need to change it? Aha...HAHAHAHAHAHA! [Tifa bursts into one of those Joker-esque howls of laughter, throwing her head back and howling like a lunatic before quieting to a series of giggles.] heehee. It's so cute that you think that was your choice and not theirs.

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[ysobritish]

Are you sure you're not drunk?

[He twitches, staring at her irritably.] I choose not to change. Why would I wish to? Unnecessary wastes of time have no place in the world I desire.

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[meteor_heart]

Very sure. Drunk is fun, but this is also fun.

You desire? ohoho that's rich. Don't you get it? They programmed what you desire numpty-head. [She taps the screen as if she were tapping his noggin'.]

Even soldiers have wants and desires outside of combat, but you? You're like a perfect little robot they built from the ground up right? No will of your own, no desires of your own, everything laid out before you in a neat little package.

[She starts to giggle again.] That's so sad it's hilarious.