Comments | siriusseaside: Winter Wonderland '05

siriusseaside

Winter Wonderland '05

Dec 11, 2005 21:55

"Hey, when's the last time you've seen a bluebird?"

"Fuck if I know. What the hell kinda bird is that one?"

"I don't know, something new to these parts. Sure looks like he aint goin nowhere. Damn non-native species fuckin shit up."

Meanwhile in the meadow...

"Dude, if this snowman was real he might be a parson."

"Uh, yeah... a real man ( Read more... )

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i always wondered what the "new bird" was... esmetutu December 12 2005, 06:02:08 UTC

that's silly but brilliant. winter wonderland is one of my favorite xmas time songs. and one ella and i love to sing together all the time.

Re: i always wondered what the "new bird" was... siriusseaside December 12 2005, 07:40:11 UTC

this occurred to me while working my retail job and hearing different versions of this song. one of them was really stupid sounding and made me thing "just what is the real life scenario that would inspire one to talk to a snowman that way?"

but yeah, the tune of this song is always merry. it goes up and down the scale like a... sleigh ride, I guess.

Re: i always wondered what the "new bird" was... siriusseaside December 12 2005, 07:41:51 UTC

and yeah, I almost wonder if there's some sort of 1920s symbolism about the bluebird vs the new bird that I don't know of. it almost sounds political.

n0thin6 December 12 2005, 07:53:18 UTC

oy, cecil, what kind of wacky adventures are you getting yourself into in SF?

i'm very jealous of you. you just picked up and got the fuck outta dodge. that's ridiculously ballsy and scary. and you did it. /envy.

breakfast making is a bitch, i'll admit. but there's something more yummy about home made breakfast than going to IHOP.

n0thin6 December 12 2005, 07:56:30 UTC

and a P.S.-
i recently found out that 'eskimo kisses' are really how they kiss. apparently because of the frigid climate, an eskimo's lips are always chapped. not ideal for romance-makin'. so to get around that, they really do rub noses. noses don't get chapped like lips do.

even though i got this first hand from a bona-fide eskimo, i never thought of asking how eskimos fuck though. :(

brekkeyon December 12 2005, 15:27:57 UTC

I saw an eskimo movie a few years ago. It was the first movie done entirely in Inuit and it was called 'The Fast Runner'. The title also had the main character's name in it but I don't feel like looking it up and I know I can't spell it. (Artanajuartat or something.) Anyway, in the movie they had a scene with fucking and basically it looks like families just live all in one tent together and at night they all just get naked and throw their clothes on top of all of them and curl up together and like, if one guy and his wife want to fuck, then the other ones just keep on sleeping.

siriusseaside December 12 2005, 22:56:11 UTC

the idea of that sounds kinda nice and intreging, yet when I imagine my family sleeping all around me while I'm having sex, I don't think I'd be into that.

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