i've got this real love/hate relationship with trader joe's. on one hand, they've got delicious hummus. on the other hand, they drive me insane sometimes and i get a real hate-on for the number of Priuses in the parking lot. on my quest for hummus-y goodness, i braved a trader joe's outing today. and as i'm in front of the area where hummus lives, ( Read more... )

i just saw "predators" last night. if you like cheesy action flicks, or if you like predators, then you'll have lots of fun. sure, adrian brody is no arnold, but shit blew up, survivors got picked off one by one, and motherfucking danny trejo, the baddest mexican who ever lived, is in it. also a nice treat- one of the previews before the film was ( Read more... )

yeesh, anyone still using LJ? my refusal to give some jackass who insists on reading my shit any more fuel for the fire's kept me away but LJ is like that old paste eating friend you went to school with in the fifth grade ( Read more... )

as a huge leonard cohen fan, some misguided soul thought it was a good idea to send me a link to justin timberlake doing a rendition of "hallelujah". when the fuck will people stop ass raping this song?!! a year ago i saw cohen live and hearing him sing that song was a bit mind blowing. having justin timberlake do his rendition of such a great song ( Read more... )

at long last, iggy pop & the stooges are being inducted into the rock & roll hall of fame. i was informed today that after the induction, iggy pop & the stooges will be touring.

at long last, i will finally get to see iggy pop perform. NEAT.

they may kill me this year. second wave of the mexican invasion which is random family members who decided to visit for xmas have arrived, bringing the grand total of people currently in my house to 12. granted, 4 of them will be sleeping at my grandma's house, but still. i cant piss without someone knocking on my door and i have an under 2 year ( Read more... )

halloween is one of the best times of the year. but sometimes it's a pain in my ass. at work, we all dress up and our departments divide into teams to carve pumpkins, and engage in a fierce battle to see who's pumpkin is deemed to be the best. my team decided to go with a Hellraiser theme, which i thought was awesome. and we're all plotting and ( Read more... )

i've decided i don't go out often enough because if i did i might be prepared for the crazy guy i met at the bar last night. the night started of innocuously enough. i met some girlfriends at one of my favorite watering holes (and holy shit, i have friends that are GIRLS. who would have seen that one coming?) and i wander over to say hello to them ( Read more... )

i always feel kind of bad for not posting in this thing since i still check my friends page daily and get to read everyone else's posts but contribute nothing back and since twitter is really obnoxious and not really a good way to communicate with people, i figure i should at least make an effort to contribute *something* to anyone who might have ( Read more... )

we all know there's some weird shit out there. some stuff is stuff you can never ever un-see, like 2 girls 1 cup. then there's some stuff that simply makes you wonder who could possibly be masturbating to this, like cakefarts.com. but then sometimes you just get enough information to draw horrific conclusions on your own which is almost even more ( Read more... )