got hungry... sawed off my leg and roasted it
tasted like burned leg.

i have decided im going on a huner strike to hopefully anger safeway

safeway struck back today...

curse the need for food and safeways necesity in the world!

2 more brave knights joined our quest.
Lady knightress Beka has joined... and Lady of Loomis has joined

All Hail Lord Loomis Indiana!

MonolithicMan666: sir loomis, i have saved cole pappys nose and eyes for you... would you like them
FeelSliKEThnDR: yes
FeelSliKEThnDR: i will cast them in cold
FeelSliKEThnDR: and they shall be the award for bravery from now on
FeelSliKEThnDR: *in gold
FeelSliKEThnDR: the nose in platinum

The lord has acknoledged Toms bravery ( Read more... )

Because of Tom Cruise and his epic battles, Lord Loomis has a new headquarters. He has taken the life of Steve and Cole Pappy, and therefore taken controll of Steves Shack.

When I have the chance, I will tell the Lord of Tom Cruises journies, and hope that he becomes a knight of his own.

All hail Loomis!

Another man has noticed my quests for Loomis. He has asked to join the fight. I dubed him, Tom Cruise, knight apprentice of Sir Justin.

I have given him a quest to complete, and hope he completes it with haste. He is to venture to the Company of Chicago Hamburgers... and KILL STEVE. And eat his heart as a sacrafice.

I have been praised by the god him self!

FeelSliKEThnDR: u are truely my greatest knight

The lord has knighted mahlady of Katieness

"FeelSliKEThnDR (11:32 PM): i Loomis Indiana knight you Katie, apprentice of Sir Justin, Lady Knightress Katie and henceforth shall carry on the honor of knighthood and all the duties it entails
FeelSliKEThnDR (11:32 PM): (touches ur shoulder with a sick ass sword with lions and dragon flies on the handle