This is a little late but I finally got it up here. If you want to send anything, here is my address:

139 W. Lexington Blvd.
Eau Claire, WI
54701

I miss you all. Have fun doing whatever the hell you're doing.

LISTEN NOW AND LISTEN CLEAR!!!!!!! IF you or anyone you know has rented the thrilling yet enchanting spelling bee documentary spellbound from blockbuster, return it immediately!!!!!!! If you don't, I will tie you up with barbed wire, strip you naked and rub fiberglass all over your body, put in kelly clarksons greatest hits, murder your family, ( Read more... )

Just so I can get things straight, this is what happened this weekend ( Read more... )

If people are upset with me I hope they would talk to me about it. I'm not talking to a real specific person or trying to be cryptic. It just feels like some people are pissed at me or upset with me and I want to know what's wrong. So if there's a problem, let me know....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHADLICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. I would do the whole fancy fucking colors thing, but I don't know how. Which is fine, I enjoy segregation!!!! ;)

P.P.S. Yes Meg, I'm kidding.

I'M GOING TO BE AN UNCLE!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! AND NO IT'S NOT KIMMY'S!!!!!!! YES, TRACY FINALLY GOT KNOCKED UP!!!!! DAWN (PRONOUNCED DUH-AWN) IS ( Read more... )

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!! I hope everyone has a valentine!!!! I have one, i made her a card. She's my friend Tera and she has a coat like Willy Wonka. It reminds me of my great aunt myrtle!!!! I'm so overcome with the valentines spirit, I can feel the passion building up in my pants!!!! This day should actually be called Singles Awareness Day. Or ( Read more... )

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you

Hello my children,

For those of you who wanted to witness me as a cow-fucking hick, here are the dates of the musical:

March 2-4 & 8-11 at 7:30pm
March 12 at 1:30pm

That is all!!!! Keep smiling!!!!!!! ;)

My life is just a big black limp noodle. It sways from side to side with my emotional fluxuations. I can't be happy, I'm a noodle. I'm a black noodle in a world of rice. Why, WHY COULDN'T I BE RICE?!?!?!? I'm just waiting for destiny to wrap me up in it's venomous, lumpy butter and eat me. I'm a noodle, and nobody cares.