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If I suddenly recieved 1 billion dollars (1,000,000,000) I would ________________.

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There are little flies buzzing around the house.  This means there is some misplaced treat rotting somewhere.

gross. 

No Burger King.

Burger King Bad.

I Don't fucking care if it has the world's largest habitrail.

I spent all night with the Scurries.

I spent all day on the couch.

Fuck the Whopper. 

"Dooooon't kill'im.  If you kill him, he won't learn nuthin!"

I am not a writer.  I am not a great wordsmith. I am comfortable with this reality.  My writing tends to reflect the way I speak, which although is understandable when spoken, can appear disjointed when read.  My spelling is mediocre, my grammar is practically nil and my lack of spell check is often completely absent due to simple laziness.  C'est ( Read more... )

The Firethorn, Millipuppy, Fire and Cheese and I in the living room, occasionally paying attention to Sprout.

Me: I think Sagwa is actually a Burmese.

Fire and Cheese: No, Sagwas a CAT.

I have been put in my place.