folly's

[sirpantsofcandy]

Today, around 12:45, not twenty minutes after i had woken up, I stepped in gum. I stepped in gum in the shower.

The one time i took off my bathroom sandel to take up my pants and i actually lose my balance and HAVE to catch myself on the disgusting tile floor i.step.in.gum.

So i cut off my foot.

Comments

[karatelunch]

you should stuff the foot and make a lamp

[jerry_reigns]

I call dibs nine times!

I don't think I've ever typed out "dibs" online!!