i just need somewhere to put these until i can use them ( Read more... )

1. Reply with your name and I will write something I like about you ( Read more... )

if i could go back in time i wouldnt kill hitler. most people are surprized by that because im a jew and its very sensiable to go back and kill the man that supressed my race. The simple fact is more people hate hitler than hate jews. Because jewish jokes have so much yiddish in them, they can be hard to follow and therefore fall flat ( Read more... )

stand up at sams burger joint on wednesday july 13th!

http://samsburgerjoint.com/location.htm

and for the record there is no such thing as a sexy 96 lb.

yall keep it real ( Read more... )

mayne some stories are worth the time it takes to tell. like my recent and random closeness to j-rad. The only reason this relationship could be considered random is because for a time we walked two different lines, and because of it were intimidated by each other. He is a very good looking dude who has the ladies attention at all times, and ( Read more... )

the secret to maintaining a long term relationship is keeping a sense of humor, may i suggest pushing your significant other out of a moving car?

strikes again!

im sorry once again ive probably ruind another gift from god and so ive really just got to vent. This one is going out to all who read to that itll finally be out there an hopefully no more repression or fear. ive told many of you that i dont believe in love, and that is a lie i constructed to cover my fear of it. I love everyone, i dont believe ( Read more... )

shame on you!

i done broke your neck internet style

curiousity never hurt anyone, unless of course this has a direct feed into a federal sex offender tagsite...

im not going to lie, i feel so empty inside like i am not a man of substance

and by substance i dont mean fat, i have enough of that and im not italian so it isnt cool