I want to be Pawresident!

[sirwagsalot]

Dere are places where doggies can be da Mare.

If a doggie can be da Mare, why can't a doggie be Pawresident?

I was thinking that I would tell peepul to vote for one person for Pawresident, but then I found his first name was "Barack," not "Bark."

I am thinking now dat I can be Pawresident. I have a simple platform.

1. Declaration of war on

Comments

[khedron]

I am not sure whether I should run as a Dogocrat or a Repawblican. Maybe both! But vote for me in November, and I promise to lick your chin!

No matter what world you're from, politicians don't change.

[equusregia]

Beckett would like to know where you stand on the stink issue.

[sirwagsalot]

I am in favor of stink.