I threw up real bad yesterday, and Alfa Female got me in to see da Duktor. Alfa Male came with ( Read more... )

The peepul took me on a trip to someplace far away. It is called Bean city, or someting like dat ( Read more... )

Science peepul like to work with doggies. Dey do not do anything without a lab.

I tink da science peepul are working to figure out why I am so grate. It has something to do with blue jeans. At least I tink dey are blue-dey Alfas have jeans, and dey are blue, so my jeans must be blue, too. I can wear dem with one of my swedders when the ( Read more... )

It is da time of the da year when my peepul celebrate Lickmas.

Dat means dey wil put up a tree in da front room.

Da tree is very nice. Especially when it is 2 in da morning and Alfa Male doesn't want to get up to let me outO Lickmas Tree, O Lickmas Tree ( Read more... )

I saw da bunny tonight! But I killed him a while back, so dat means...he is a zombunny!

No, Alfa Male, I am not bringing you sticks because I want to play. I want you to take da wood and board up da windows so da zombunny does break in. Because if he does that he will want to eat all my fud!

Be vigil ants, peepul! Beware da zombunny!

( may be too grross for some peepul )

A few nights ago, I came into da house from my evening walkie, and Alfa Female noticed I was really happy. She asked Alfa Male why I looked so hoppy.

I said I could tell her why I was so hoppy, so I sung a song!

I squished da Bunny ( Read more... )

I am not totally shur on the date, but I will be seven years old on my birfday ( Read more... )

Alfa Female made Sweetish meatballs de udder day, and she put some of the Sweetish meatball sauce on my fud ( Read more... )

Alfa Male took me for a walk last night. We got to my favorite place to poop-da park ( Read more... )