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I like dis book
Books are funny tings. The Alfas have lots of them, and some of them have really interesting smells. Sometimes I lick dem ( Read more... ) -
Yum, acorns!
Hey skwerls, do you want some acorns? I here dat you guys can't find acorns. It's like some really smart doggie has hidded a lot of acorns so you have to come to his place to get acorns...or to get eated, ha ha ha!
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Bring me fish, Alfa Male!
I was watching da news, and I saw a story about a doggy that ran into a shark! The doggy's person saved himI think Alfa Male needs to prove he can do da same. He should go to da See, and swim until he finds a Great Bite Shark. Den he should beat da shark up and drag it back. Alfa Female and me will stay on da land, far from da Great Bite Sharks ( Read more... ) -
Ground control to Major Dog
Alpha Male likes to play a game made by the first B to go into space:it is all about da early days of space travel.
But it is incompleet, becuase dere are no doggie astronauts in it! Before peepul went into space, they sent doggies and monk-keys.
I wish I could be a space doggie, but first I have to take a nap.....
Ground control to Major Dog ( Read more... ) -
A spectre is haunting Sir Wags' backyard
Sir Wags just doesn't understand things like I do ( Read more... ) -
I don't like bananas, but I like Banana dog
The Alphas have a lot of furends. One of them is the brown curly-haired lady. She has two peepul puppies named Gillian and Elliot. She lives with her mate in Florida, along with their doggie who used to try to beat me up when I was a puppy ( Read more... ) -
I like two nine dee
The Alphas packed stuff in da thing with wheels, and took me with. It was not so fun. Da AC in da thing with wheels is not working, so da windows are open. That was fun for a bit, because I could stick my head out da window, but we went on an Echspressway, and there was too much wind for me ( Read more... ) -
Alpha Male is not da wurst
Alpha Male is trying really hard to get me to obey.
You want me to obey? Hah!
Alpha Male is really fat
compared to Alpha Female he's not all that!
But if she's not around
I'll play with him on the ground
Alpha Female always comes first
but Alpha male is not da wurst.
Mmm, wurst.
Alpha Male, I will roll over if you give me wurst. Or a milk bone -
Hoppy Eatster!
Hoppy Eatster! I know some peepul celebrate anudder howliday, but I forget the name of it. But hoppy udder holiday too ( Read more... ) -
I want to be Pawresident!
Dere are places where doggies can be da Mare.
If a doggie can be da Mare, why can't a doggie be Pawresident?
I was thinking that I would tell peepul to vote for one person for Pawresident, but then I found his first name was "Barack," not "Bark."
I am thinking now dat I can be Pawresident. I have a simple platform.
- Declaration of war on ( Read more... )