I LOVE being poor. It's just fantastic!

I know brain, let's try to jam pack my dreams with as many nightmares we can in one hour. Oh yeah, and, then let's let my conscious become aware, but keep it paralyzed! That's a great idea! Ha ha ha ha ha! Brain you!

I had a dream that the Devil was my boyfriend. It was super hot. Except he was a little violent. :-\

Well, my mom got a new car, so my hunk of metal that's sitting in the front yard can be on it's way to car heaven. I'm going to be getting the sexy, the sporty, the lightning fast, green minivan. Listen, I'll take anything that runs. Some stupid neighborhood kids put a sign on my old car as a joke that said "FREE. RUNS"...the joke's on them, it ( Read more... )

Happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
my vagina won't stop bleeding
and my ankles don't work

cha cha cha


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I'm glad to say GOODBYE to summer. I needed a few months off, but I can't say that I've accomplished much. I did learn more about myself, my relationships, money, cars and life, but that's to be expected. (It is appreciated as well.) Now it's time to get back into that beloved routine. Should be interesting. I am trying to get a job at a ( Read more... )

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I haven't updated this sucker in quite some time.  The Hey Uglys are playing June 25th, so all of you who live near Reading, PA come on out.

I got to see Mirah and she was wonderful! I had a really nice time. Yesterday was Jess's birthday and we had a little dinner party! It was fantastic and I got to decorate the cake and paint "scary" balloons! Here ya go:

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