Riddle

[sisterjokojo]

Your uterus is hosting some sort of alien invader, and so has swollen to the size of a little one-bedroom house. The alien may or may not have peduncles attached to the walls. You are not pregnant. Discuss.

Comments

[miep]

it's a big fat benign fibroid tumor. heavy, stupid, and annoying, but benign.

I am surrounding you with golden light.

xoox

I know

[sisterjokojo]

I just often feel the need to say something dry. Thanks. I took another (!) pregnancy test, which is also negative. I'm slightly more afraid of children than surgery--but I know I'd have help with both. :)

[lexiphanic]

umm....hopefully there's a doctor involved in this investigation?

Yes

[sisterjokojo]

There will be a doctor involved, just not until next week. So this week is a little freaky. Miep is right though. It's probably a giant benign fibroid tumor.