I mighn't be here physically anymore, but when a guy hits six weeks it's time to swoop in and call Zooey Deschanel my own. Baby, I hope you enjoy a guy who lives in filth and eats you out of house and home.

I may have gotten ahead of myself here. But listen. It doesn't take much to give a guy a chance? If it doesn't work out with us, we'll go our different ways and you can settle down with the official form of yours truly. But until that day, comments will be screened (given the dissing I recieve) but very much appreciated.