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[sistojeremy]

I had an existential meltdown that lasted two weeks. I sat down at my neatly organized desk with the mind to deliver this awe-inspiring, thought-provoking update about the true differences between the sexes and I couldn't remember my log-in name or password. What was my name? If I don't know my own name, what does that say about me? What is my

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[anna_nalick]

I dare say, I could try and help you bake, but I wouldn't be a shoe sales man for all the money in the world. I've already met guys like that and I could not work for them, helping them on and off with shoes. However, I about died as you talked about your grandfather and the conversation you had with him. Can I call you Jeremy boy now?

[sistojeremy]

I have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge, but I've come to the conclusion that I haven't the patience of math skills to venture into a career in the dessert arts. Popcorn, that I can do. Open a can of chili con queso, I'm your man. Are you going to lecture me to stay away from prostitutes, women without family values, and heartburn, too?

[anna_nalick]

Wait, you mean you WANT heartburn? There are pills you can take before a spicy meal that prevent heart burn simply enough. As for prostitutes and women without values, go for it. Everyone has needs.

I tend to eye ball it when it comes to measuring. My mom does the same thing, and while it takes a bit of practice, I've gotten good at some things. Especially desserts.

[sistojeremy]

My God, who wants heartburn? Unless, of course, you're into that sort of thing and then, I say, to each their own. Have you been watching the same commercials as me?

So, you don't subscribe to the cuppa-cuppa-cuppa tradition of cooking? I once perused a cookbook in a Barnes N Noble and it reminded me too much of an instruction manual on how to set my VCR, so I left it alone.

[derossi]

It's so over used the phrase "I love reading your entries." But, honest to God, I'm so glad you're around and I added you.

[sistojeremy]

I'm glad that you're glad that I'm around and furthermore, I'm glad that you're around and that I'm around.

[degeneres]

Portia said your entries were genius and like always, she's right. I'm also glad I've got you added.

[sistojeremy]

You can pass along to Portia that the check's in the mail and I'll be in need of her services for when my next picture comes out.