The answer to life can be found in your Fruit Loops, my fine non-feathered friends and those of you who do possess feathers by some strange genetic abnormality. Fruit Loops are round, taste sweet, get soft when you spend too much time concentrating on something other than your breakfast, and can sustain a man for months when lost in the desert with ( Read more... )

surly sistoDon't let the name fool you. I am not surly, but my last name is Sisto and I was too preoccupied with waiting for the editors of GQ to never call me to come up with something more creative. My best AIM friend right now is MovieFone, so do something about that and drop me your AIM names down below ( Read more... )

I was reading through my e-mail this morning, particularly the 33 pieces of spam that I usually awake to find waiting for me once I log in. What is it that your spam says about you? At some point, you surfed through this world wide web of shit and got tagged by offending spammer, adding you to some invisible list of people that have their e-mail ( Read more... )

-Do not judge me by my basic account, as I am no less a human being without 5000 icons of myself to gawk adoringly at ( Read more... )

Never let it be said that Jeremy Sisto doesn't have a sense-of-humor or adventure. Once I retired home from various holiday functions and trips around what felt like the world in so many days, I thought I would use what free time that I had to expand my horizons ( Read more... )

I'm going to avoid a theological discussion on the meaning and Judeo-Christian origins of the holiday and skip right to the meat of it. How does Christmas affect dating? It does. If you don't think so, take a look at the person you're currently escorting out on the town and ask yourself this question. Will ____________ be satisfied with a movie and ( Read more... )

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I had an existential meltdown that lasted two weeks. I sat down at my neatly organized desk with the mind to deliver this awe-inspiring, thought-provoking update about the true differences between the sexes and I couldn't remember my log-in name or password. What was my name? If I don't know my own name, what does that say about me? What is my ( Read more... )

I was born in this town that's basically a blip on the map of California, but Chicago has always felt more like home to me. It has that homey feel to it that Grass Valley lacked when I would sit on the steps with my books or listening to my father filling the air with jazz, wondering what else was out there and when I was going to find myself right ( Read more... )