Page one.

[sistojeremy]

The answer to life can be found in your Fruit Loops, my fine non-feathered friends and those of you who do possess feathers by some strange genetic abnormality. Fruit Loops are round, taste sweet, get soft when you spend too much time concentrating on something other than your breakfast, and can sustain a man for months when lost in the desert with

Comments

[sheri_moon]

This made my night. And at the risk of tooting your horn, I'm a huge fan.

[sistojeremy]

If you could select only one song to toot on my horn, what would it be?

[sheri_moon]

Something by Paul Simon, actually.

[sistojeremy]

You broke Garfunkel's heart, but I have this feeling that when he realized what his last name was, it was already a done deal.

[anna_nalick]

I love Fruit Loops, and my door is always open as well. Can I be your secretary?

[sistojeremy]

How are you at taking dictation? I tend to roll on these trains of thought that get derailed from time-to-time, even when I keep speaking and I need someone who can keep up with me in all aspects of the position.

[anna_nalick]

Excellent, I can keep up with anything. I can file, organize, and type up to 50 wpm. My own thoughts tend to wander through the stream of consciousness as well, so we should get along just fine.

[lchabert]

A handsome man who knows and says what he wants. Nice! I've added you.

[sistojeremy]

How did I miss this? It's time that someone flogs me.

[chabert]

It's alright, I'll forgive you, this time. Next time, though, I'll punish you.

[sistojeremy]

I'm ready to be punished.

[just_theroux]

You are crazy. It's been too long. Hi.

[sistojeremy]

I prefer "eccentric" over crazy. Crazy makes me think that it's not socially acceptable to mow the lawn naked with a football helmet on.

[ginny_goodwin]

I added you, obv.

[sistojeremy]

You have made a fine choice.