God: So I was sitting on my cloud chair today....
Rock: Dont lie.... Bad for your karma. You were watching those cheerleaders again.
God: Hush you or I'll turn you to brimstone.
Rock: Like that scares me. I heard its pretty sweet being an item of divine smiting.
God: You would think that too. You stupid rock. Anyway. You can't prove that I was
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