Ways I Injured Myself This Holiday Weekend (in vaguely chorological order)

[sitonotis]

Fell out of bed trying to destroy the alarm at 5am Saturday morning. My tailbone ached for much of the day

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[wonderbreadwop]

I stumbled across that nice letter you wrote me back in October when cleaning my room yesterday. Talk soon?

If it makes you feel better, you can chide me for buying no-bake cheesecake mix. I didn't mean to degrade that lovely spatula you gave me.

[sitonotis]

I just remember you trying so hard to stir that orichette with that little malformed silicone stub and knew that someday, somehow, I needed to intervene.

Yes. Let's talk soon. Wednesday evening?

[calienteyfria]

I'd offer to hug you, but I'd be too afraid of like crushing a rib or something.

Anyway, it could be worse. You could have no culinary skills. :)

[sitonotis]

Frankly, i am shocked that I've made it this long without severing, at the
very least, a limb or two.

Thanks :)

[calienteyfria]

Fortunately, all days or weeks are not like this. Hang in there. :)