Highlight of the day:  getting to use the word "fungible." 

Clumsy cooks with no alcohol tolerance should refrain from cooking with a cup of wine, drinking two glasses, then using fussy yet razor sharp knives to chop parsley.

Just saying.

I did get a pretty awesome risotto out of this, though.

BTW, I'm adorkandhispork on twitter, so if you'd like to follow me there (and aren't already) you may. Thanks.

The same thing happens to me every Friday.

I keep a running post-it note listing all of the healthy, positive, productive and interesting things I want to do over the weekend...

...and then I promptly loose the note.

It's a wonder I get through the day.

I really, really needed this past weekend. I think I can turn the emotional autopilot off and get back to work.

Hope you all enjoyed the sunshine. :D

This made me smile:

http://www.shopflick.com/stores/beardhead/Beard-Head-Knit-Cap

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