One of the pluses of married life includes getting a last name that telemarketers generally can't pronounce.
Me: *groggily answers ringing telephone* "Hello?"
Telemarketer: *in a thick Indian accent* "Hello, is this Mrs. (mispronounced name with funky vowels)?"
Me: "Uh, no. Not her." *hangs up*
My mother's name is Patricia, but she goes by
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