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fuck you you white haired saab drivin mother fucker if youre fucking late its not my damn fault you shoulda left earlier and hey i was late too that doesnt i have to be a jerk off about it oh yeah honk your horn at me sure how bout if i slam on the brakes yeah you like that i can see you soundlessly screaming in my mirror you know and it doesnt ( Read more... )

you go right ahead and crash again

i dont mind reopening the browser, retyping the url, re-searching for what i was looking at

and yeah, i'd love to send an error report
cuz that always helps and fixes any problem and prevents them from reoccuring

Congeners are toxic chemicals that are formed during fermentation, some liquors have more of them than others. These congeners are widely responsible for headaches. Simple digest: The clearer your drinks, the less problems you will have the next morning. (Correct only for brandy. Non filtered beer for example can be very good, specially because ( Read more... )

two weeks ago i seriously fucked myself up in an attempt to jump over a 7 ft. fence. i dont know many details since i blacked out. i remember grabbing the fence, then i remember being on my knees, freezing, bleeding on the grass and an EMT trying to talk to me ( Read more... )

is quite possibly the only band that has never disappointed me.
i can't think of a single song of theirs that i don't enjoy.

NEWARK SMELLS LIKE BUTTER.

OH HOLY SNAP IM GOING TO SEE TENACIOUS D IN TWO DAYS

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enter this contest, and if you win, give it to me
http://www.guitarcenter.com/contests/tenaciousd/
and i'll love you forever