Comments | sixfootwood: SHIELD YOUR EYES, MORTALS!!

sixfootwood

SHIELD YOUR EYES, MORTALS!!

May 23, 2007 12:24

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art, possible man-slavery, getting into trouble, dressing up like fools, very brief briefs

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hex_you_up May 23 2007, 17:58:40 UTC

Nice tartan.

sixfootwood May 23 2007, 19:44:45 UTC

It's not Wood formal like I wanted, my Mum would probably die and bring me with her if I used the actual one *grin*

hex_you_up May 23 2007, 20:06:54 UTC

I imagine she might.

royalsnake May 23 2007, 18:51:48 UTC

My dear boy, you are a glorious vision from the gods! I might just have to contact you for some modeling business one of these days. HAHAHA!

sixfootwood May 23 2007, 20:02:06 UTC

aren't you a cheery fellow! I'd not mind it!! As long as Sirius and I aren't tied up doing SMOQ calendars!! Would YOU like a "Sexy Men of Quidditch" issue? THE FIRST ONE'S FREE~! :D

happybeinggreen May 23 2007, 19:16:18 UTC

Absolutely brilliant show of tartan there, I'm proud to call you my pseudo-son! There's not a doubt in my mind you rake the customers in :D

ihaveasoul May 23 2007, 19:18:44 UTC

Very nice..er..tartan.

I still can't believe Lorne 'adopted' you. I mean, you're drunken, flirty, bearly understand the meaning of the term 'responsiblity' and.....
wait...

My God, it IS like you're the son he never had...that's... that's frightening

sixfootwood May 23 2007, 19:46:47 UTC

~grin~ I'll be growin' horns in no time! There was that one time, but they washed off in the shower...and I'm perfectly responsible, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I've lead Puddlemere to the cup three years running, and I manage to make sure Percy eats and doesn't waste away at his books. I just.....have a knack for partying...I've heard your stories, Mr. Responsiblefangs!! I know you used to get about!

ihaveasoul May 23 2007, 21:10:56 UTC

.....Please don't say things like that. The thought of Lorne producing offspring is enough to give me nightmares.

What, when I was human? Errm....yes.. I did go whoring and drinking a lot, but that was over two hundred years ago.

sixfootwood May 23 2007, 21:21:21 UTC

Oh well it's quite alright for me to do medieval drinking and cavorting but not in modern times? Now now Angel, that's not fair. C'mon Seamus and I can show you what you've missed these last few hundred years! Liquors in EVERY color of the rainbow!

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kinda_trippy May 23 2007, 19:22:52 UTC

THIS POST IS FILLED WITH AWESOMENESS

...would it be weird if I did a shot off your body?

....did I just say that?

sixfootwood May 23 2007, 19:34:27 UTC

you DID and you SHALL, I demand it!! I've got a special one called "Salty Scots nipples" you'll LOVE!

....there's salt.

..and nipples.

WHAT, YOU NEED SOMETHING ELSE?!

kinda_trippy May 23 2007, 19:38:41 UTC

SOUNDS ABSOBLOODYLOUTELY BRILLIANT!