http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081217/twl-baker-no-cake-for-little-hitler-3fd0ae9.html
I wouldn't decorate that cake either I don't think. But we all no Walmart has no scruples...

Oh my gawd, I'm back again.

Did you miss me?
More to follow...
xoxo

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Quite possibly my best drunken comeback ever:

"Oh yeah? Well, your mom has a brain!

Also entertained the masses in the hartbeat with my own renditions of classic 80s songs. LOUDLY.

I was meant for bigger things...

I'm out like Ugg Boots. (Which in my opinion, were honestly never in..

Share your lunch with someone who dresses like a pink moose. You will have good luck and all the carpets in your home will turn into lemonade.

So when I got home tonight, my mom was in the living room watching Pornucopia... Things you just don't want to experience ( Read more... )

I finally got my tire fixed today. It's been like six weeks I've been riding around on a donut...

I liked it better when "Deep Throat" was a mystery.

Battery operated three blade razors (mach 3 power, venus vibrance) frighten me. I think I'd want to steer clear of razors that vibrate to "gently exfoliate"...

The Laguna Beach landslide has me thinking, are the homes of LC, Lo, and Morgan OK?