I wanna watch an independent movie that I'll only like because I think it makes me smarter to have said that I like it ( Read more... )

I hear my Johnny Depp theory is getting around...The theory is; All Johnny Depp movies can be turned into porn titles with little to no addition.
Supporting titles:
Butt Pirates of the Carribean
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Ed's Wood
Foamy Lovin' in Las Vegas
Once Upon a Guy in Mexico
Many titles don't need changing:
Blow
Donnie Brasco (it just ( Read more... )

Dillema ( Read more... )

I am 20 years old. I'm a straight "A" (community) college student, my instructors like me, my peers ask me for help, even in the subjects I am poor at. I am a father of between three and five, depending on my families' ability to fend for themselves...I don't have any children of my own, but I have two brothers, an emotionally drained mother, a ( Read more... )

Alas, I am ashamed, de old hydraulics cut out! I know I shouldn't be dat freaked out, since every guy supposedly deals wit' E.D. at least once...but for fuck's sake, after only half an hour?! I'm supposed to be in de prime of my life, I don' even hardly drink any more, and my freakin' dick can't keep a hard on for a lousy 30 minutes? I feel like ( Read more... )

I found this, and I found it funny...It's long and I apologize. Its one of those annoying survey things I filled out like 6 months ago ( Read more... )

Fun with translation ( Read more... )

School starts today, a drizzling ice shower has turned the highway and parking lot into a skating rink. My 25 minute drive took an hour and 15 minutes to complete ( Read more... )

I am so broke...I haven't been broke in a year...But! If I make it out of this fucking month, I'll get my tax return, my pell grant refund and I won't have any obnoxious bills to take care of and I will once again be rich...but right now I've got about 500 dollars in bills, 50 bucks in gift obligations and only 600 bucks to my name (thats IF I pay ( Read more... )

I did, I did buy a car...Its kinda girly...but its a 5 speed, and girls can't drive a stick, everybody knows that...(overcompensating for a girly car through chauvenism)...I'm at school, not doing my homework, because that would be productive, and who the hell likes productivity ( Read more... )