Getting hit by a car AND contracting food poisoning, both within a three day stretch?

Jesus, who the hell did I piss off to deserve this?

For the first time in many, many months, my life has seemed to take a turn for the irregular. Yes, the good kind. I just got back from Portland. Dug and I biked there, and it was possibly the most rewarding experience I've had in a really long time. You would be amazed how beautiful the countryside is when you're not flying past it at sixty ( Read more... )

I just scheduled my first week's vacation from the end of august into the beginning of september. With my week sandwiched in between two three-day weekends, I'll have two weeks to do anything I damn well please. And I need to plan trips to places. Victoria sounds grand, so I think Ill go there with Mackenzie and some other folks. I miss that ( Read more... )

ahhhh fresh air

The biggest downer in my life is over. Finally. I've taken that monkey off my back, beat him, raped him, and left him for dead.

*terrible imagery*

bleed knuckles. BLEEEEEED!

I love my job ( Read more... )

People cause grief. Grief = austin doesnt feel like dealing with it.

On the total upside of things, soon my job will entail making things out of wood all day and listening to good music whilst I work, with less hours and more money.

Schwiiiiiing

RARRRRRRR I wanna knock someone out!

To Erika:
Pumpkin Spice Lattes sunday?

Have you ever hurt yourself to the point where the shock is so immense, that you dont feel any pain at all for a moment or two? I am not certain how Im going to deal with this once the shock wears off, but once it does, I really hope I find the cure to what ails me. Sometimes the pain is too much for someone to take. Hopefully amputation isnt ( Read more... )

This must be one of those nights when God Himself has thrown down his mighty hand of do-goodery and bitchslapped me right across the face. Got home around 11, and to my dismay, my house is locked. Alright, Ive tackled this problem before, just scale the deck and pop open the window, no biggie. Biggie this time, window is extremely locked. I ( Read more... )