i just want everyone in north carolina who is reading this to know how fucking grateful you are and beg of you to never ever move past the mason-dixon line. the north is a very very very fucked up place. i will never have real, genuine friends or relationships, because i am different from these fucked up, rude, selfish people.

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So i'm jackie and im a total hottie. today i went to the store to buy a pet bird, but i didnt have enough money so i gave the cashier my bra and let him see my boobs as payment. thank god for those guys ( Read more... )

my flight back to Illinois was long and frustrating ( Read more... )

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joshua, only you andi think the myspace is funny. everyone else is like "god she moved to chicago and got ugly as hell"

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yay i finally got a freakin computer in my room. Will bought a laptop and heather has her laptop, so now the computer is all mine. SWEET I CAN LOOK AT PORN NOW HELL YES. not ( Read more... )

im so fed up with men. i dont even have the energy to rant about it. fuck ittttt

dude my dad is seriously strange. hes realllly country, like the rest of my family, and when memphis jumps on him, he says "get down hound". who calls a dog a hound? he also talks about his days is vietnam and tells me stories from when i was a kid. Hes also 95% deaf in his left ear, so in the past 2 days ive heard the word "what" more than i ever ( Read more... )