There are certain ways of speaking, and trying and doing

That separate the men from the boys in the literary world.

It's a difference as big as the gap between the right word, and the not-so-right word.

There's only one way to acquire finesse and that is to read.

Have you ever had a sex dream about a girl and then you wake up only to realize

That you're supposed to have a group project meeting with her in twenty minutes?

Weird science.

I hope this livejournal outlives me.

I have a sty
Right on my eye

Hurts like a bitch
And I want to die.

Boring people are starting to float away from me like pieces of pepper floating away from my finger in a bowl of water. The pieces of pepper find my finger repugnant by nature. Perhaps their magnetic charge is the opposite of mine, and that is why they sprint away, like god-damn pussies. Maybe God made it that way. Maybe I just smell bad. ( Read more... )

Carry this picture for luck ( Read more... )

I will not stop partying until I find my one hipster true love

The buttercups bow their heads ( Read more... )

I've made love to numerous mermaids,
been courted by nicholas cage's brother
been asked out by all my idols
and enticed certain professors

But I've never
ever
ever
met anyone
Quite as charming as you.

I wanna get high and hold ya
Be good like I told ya

In the day I used to sway ( Read more... )