I can work from home now. More SJ online. Tee hee :)

Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Yes, this apology goes out to everyone who wants to know what's happened to me since mid April and has yet to find out. And I'm sorry for not updating LJ in such a long time. And I'm sorry for leaving my sweaty socks in the back of tonyroomz's freezer. Well, not THAT sorry. He likes stinky chicken. But, before I get started ( Read more... )

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Wow...man, am I tellin' ya. Buncha stupid puppets all around last night. Well, not really ALL around. Mainly "stupidity" was centered around one certain individual that I shall call "The Stupid Mexican" or "TSM" for short. Now, my story begins very much like any other. Ie. me being stuck at work and trying like crazy to avoid actually working ( Read more... )

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Y'all ever have one of those days where it'd just be awesome to be your favorite cartoon character? I find myself, from time to time, wishing I could transform into Daffy Duck and laugh that cool laugh of his. I also think it'd be keen to make myself turn into Space Ghost. Just zap my friends with my wrist blasters and all that'd happen to them ( Read more... )

1. If you had the chance to meet someone you've never met, from the past or present, who would it be?
I think that I would love to meet Salma Hayek's boobs. I'd love to ogle for an hour or three.

2. If you had to live in a different century, past or future, which would it be?I'd like to live in the future that's overrun by Nazi Rabbits intent on ( Read more... )

Well, I turned in my resignation letter to my boss today at Burns Security. He looked rather...sad/angry. Sad cos he's gonna prolly lose the account once I leave here and angry cos losing an account is a very bad thing. Uhoh. Heh, oh well. I'm sure he'll get over it. I'll get over it, too. If I grit my teeth and clench my fists I can ( Read more... )

Gawdamn gloomy ass weather. All stormy and crap. It's like seeing my bed all comfy and yelling at me (i have an aggressive bed) to come and take advantave (see?) of it's comfortable softness. But, nooooo, i'm stuck looking at these gloomy clouds through the windows of my work. And for some reason, I'm also craving tacos. I'm sure it'll pass. ( Read more... )

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