As with all myths, the origins of this one are mysterious. When fundamentalist students printed a pro-abstinence T-shirt listing the "Top Ten Reasons Jesus is Better Than Beer" years back, hop-head students responded with their "Top Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better than Religion".
( Now, the list enjoys an afterlife online. )

1. As a child, who was your favorite superhero?

This might seem a simple question to those of you that know me. But, as a child, I had many superheroes I enjoyed watching and reading about. I'm going to have to go with The Incredible Hulk over Zorro, simply because Zorro had no super powers.

2. What was one thing you always wanted as a child ( Read more... )

Super quiet at work means SJ gets to turn up the tunes a bit. U2's "All That You Could Leave Behind" is really makin' this shift go by pretty damn quick. Now, if I could only figure out how to stop yawning!

Phone Conversation a couple of hours ago ( Read more... )

HEY! Check out Lamont's LJ! He's my new puppet! I'm gonna post more about my day tomorrow and have Lamont talk about his first day out of captivity!

1. Have you ever done something that you totally regretted
later?

yea, i've done a few things i've regretted. but, it's pretty funny, though. like the time i fell off my house trying to scare kids. oooh, i SURE regretted falling down. that HURT.

2. What is the craziest thing you have ever done?

it was halloween and i was on top of my house ( Read more... )

( Since these are poppin' up all over, I thought I'd give it a shot, too... )

( A lil bit of a back story... )

So, tonyroomz and I are watching this flick on the ACTION channel. Best line of the movie so far..."Some bastard poked her eyes out!" We've also discovered the sound made when eyeballs are removed from one's face. "ploop..."

Edit - Better line of the night...

"Well, the doctors tell me I'm alive..."

Edit #2 - Some comments made by others who have ( Read more... )

...There was a beautiful snowman walking along a sea of pepto bismol. As he strolled along the pink waves, he saw a giant erection protruding from the sea. The snowman rubbed the erection and a dildo genie squirted out. "WHAT IS YOUR WISH?!", asked the genie. "I want candles for boobies!, exclaimed the snowman. "ALACAZAM!", intoned the genie.